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April 14, 2008

This time of year, small-government libertarianism should look especially good

If you live in the U.S., your tax return is due tomorrow. While the price tag of our overreaching federal government has your attention, please watch these videos on good things that the government wastes money to save us from, respectively immigrants and marijuana.

“Thank you for calling Reason.tv. Please press one for English.” Say, I wonder whose voice that is at the very beginning of this video on immigration. (That reminded me to update my blog post on the women of Reason magazine to include the lovely and talented Virginia Postrel, by the way.)


Pot.tv apparently stopped archiving this documentary on marijuana prohibition. But Reason.tv’s Dan Hayes has discovered it at Google Video.

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Posted by Brian Sorgatz at 12:52 PM

January 21, 2008

On Martin Luther King day, consider “Barbie Girl” by Aqua

With all due respect to Dr. King’s legacy, I promise that it’s not as much of a non sequitur as you think. As always, YouTube may be lying if it calls the video “no longer available.” Reload this web page and give it another go.


I have to admit that Reflections on Playboy is not necessarily a model of racial sensitivity. When someone in the Bush administration wondered out loud about bringing back the draft, the paraphrase in my post title that day was “18-year-olds are the new niggers.” I still wonder about my own wisdom in using a word that probably disturbs African Americans in ways that I, as a white guy, can never completely understand. Still, this is by far the most appropriate day of the American civic calendar for me to put my two cents in. And if I can’t be a racial saint, maybe I can at least be weird enough to command attention, even a kind of respect, when I share some thoughts on King’s “I Have a Dream” speech.

I spend a lot of my time at this blog defending certain cultural artifacts against charges of vulgarity. For an earlier MLK day, I observed that, with all the sobriety inherent in his mission, King was not ashamed to exert influence on frivolous items of pop Americana like Star Trek and Playboy. Nor should he have been. History shows that, whenever human beings are liberated, they invest in frivolity. Suddenly free of the Taliban vice squads in 2001, the people of Afghanistan disappointed Western snobs by going for “shallow,” “materialistic” things like consumer electronics and fashionable haircuts. Wouldn’t you have done the same thing in their position?

King had a noble dream of interracial justice and peace. In their various ways, Playboy and songs like “Barbie Girl” remind us of the “low” dreams of sensual pleasure and sexual satisfaction that seem to compete with the noble stuff for humanity’s attention. Perhaps a sense of zero-sum competition between low and high dreams encouraged King in his socialism. But let’s remember King as a hero, not a god. Even after the scandal of racist rhetoric that has just embarrassed the libertarian movement, let’s all consider the possibility that a free market in almost all goods and services—including education and health care—is the best deal for consumers of whatever color. Maximal realization of King’s dream may involve transcendence of King’s economic prejudices. Please think it over, everybody.

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Posted by Brian Sorgatz at 5:40 PM

December 19, 2007

Dear John Updike: a vivid literary image is not necessarily an interesting one

I appreciate it when an artist in any medium describes appropriate self-consciousness and deliberateness about craft. It reassures me that I will be well taken care of as part of the audience. In the January 2008 “Playbill” section introducing the major items in the magazine, fiction artist John Updike says, “Short stories now seem to just end, as if the writer ran out of typewriter ink or paper or something. I have this old-fashioned notion that stories should snap shut in the last line and throw light back to the first sentence.”

These words gave me hope of enjoying an Updike short story, for a change. But it didn’t happen for me with his January contribution, “Blue Light.” All I could do was skim it—with boredom punctuated by mild disgust at the elderly protagonist’s bigotry against young people and fat people. I’m charitable enough not to accuse him of racism, although the hoity-toity symbolism of his WASP skin problem serves mostly as a vehicle for dreary identity politics. My generation of entertainers (Quentin Tarantino, Seth MacFarlane) doesn’t care anymore, and neither do I. As a Gen-X white boy living under the glorious First Amendment, I feel little compunction about dropping an N-bomb here and there for rhetorical purposes [time-sensitive link].

As for the promised end-of-the-story zinger, there’s no there there. If only Updike had been a little more old-fashioned about the art of the short story, he would have put a plot in that thing. Paradoxically, at the same time, Updike displeased me by failing to be hip enough in his manner of writing. Novelist Jamie Malanowski, for example, knows what the written English language has to do to compete with television and YouTube in the twenty-first century. One of Malanowski’s friends and associates, Rebecca Lavoie, gives his novel The Coup five stars at Amazon, yet she complains in passing that “the prose is so tight as to provide almost no exposition at all.” What she calls lack of exposition, I call appropriate pacing to tell a good written story these days.

Updike’s unforgivable hubris lies in being too cool to want to tell a story. The bitter old fart at the center of “Blue Light” is essentially dying of boredom. But anyone would, with the kind of psychedelic depression that Updike provides for the inner monologue. Lighten up, dude!

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Posted by Brian Sorgatz at 12:27 PM

December 15, 2007

My pick for 2008 Playmate of the Year

Miss December 2007, Sasckya Porto, already has very devoted fans, and rightfully so. But she’s not my favorite this year.

Miss February, Heather Rene Smith, is local, which is always cool. When I lived in Ventura County, California, then-homegirl Lisa Matthews made the front page of the approving Ventura County Star-Free Press by becoming the 1991 Playmate of the Year.

Miss March, Tyran Richard, does greater New Orleans proud. Unfortunately for her, I’m already supporting another Louisianan, Terri Lynn Farrow, for Playmate of the Month.

I genuinely respect the tattoo of that very word in front of Jayde Nicole’s ovaries (January). It suggests to me a gracefully self-confident sexuality, a deep respect for beauty without a need to conform.

Playboy shows good taste in not airbrushing away the beautiful birthmarks of Miss April, Giuliana Marino. Wabi-sabi!

Bionic or not, Miss November, Lindsay Wagner, is marvelously structured.

My favorite word for attractive large breasts is voluptuous. For attractive small ones, like those of Miss August, Tamara Sky, it’s dainty.

Howard Stern is a true pioneer in the medium of radio. After Jillian Grace (March 2005), Miss May, Shannon James, is the second woman to become Playmate with Stern as an important booster, if I recall correctly—something of a pioneer in her own right.

Miss July, Tiffany Selby, looks great in cowgirl style. What guy doesn’t appreciate a cowgirl?

Only 18 as I write, October’s Spencer Scott is the youngest new Playmate of 2007. Women do not necessarily lose their charm as they age. Tippi Hedren was remarkably easy on the eye as a guest on a TV talk show the other day. Still, men generally agree that youthfulness in women has a distinct sparkle—except, of course, for those men preoccupied by youthfulness in men.

Patrice Hollis, Miss September, reminds me that African-American beauty has been well represented on the centerfold over the years. Haitian-Italian Daphnee Duplaix (July 1997) did a commercial for Long John Silver’s a few years ago. She was dressed modestly, and she had grown her hair out to hang freely in sweet little black curls. All she did was gaze into the camera and talk about temptation. It’s the sexiest thing I’ve ever seen on family-friendly broadcast television.

But Miss June, Brittany Binger, is my personal favorite this year. Her face and body are so elegantly proportioned that, when she stands on a California beach, holding shells over her bare breasts in mock modesty, the curves on the shells and the curves on the woman seem to harmonize, like consonant notes on a musical scale. Connoisseurs will avoid crude puns on “the music of the spheres” to describe this: the breasts in question are refreshingly unspherical.

Botticelli got it wrong. Venus is a born brunette.

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Posted by Brian Sorgatz at 10:41 AM

October 15, 2007

Cultural consumers can speak for themselves, thank you

I know other black women have appeared in Playboy, but the stunning [August] photos make Garcelle [Beauvais-Nilon] stand out. As a young black woman I feel good about my own body when I see another black woman proudly displaying hers.
Codi Bean
Charleston, West Virginia
—“Dear Playboy,” November 2007

My tribute to the “La Belle Beauvais” pictorial started with a racially insensitive pun on the UPS slogan. But at least I’m not guilty of the common academic bigotry that regards consumers of popular culture as helpless blank screens (blank slates, if you will) for the beliefs and attitudes that pop culture would project onto them. Even professors who defend Playboy sometimes appear to think that way. The above letter demonstrates what those academics fail to notice in their condescension: commercial pop culture is always a dialogue between producer and consumer, never a monologue. Not to be anti-intellectual, but if the weather report contradicts what you see through your window, which is more credible?

Technical note: I didn’t know it until I composed this post, but I had deleted photographs recently from three earlier posts (here, here, and here) while screwing around with my web domain file manager. Blogger.com apparently doesn’t republish JPEG pages that have been lost in another domain. Fortunately, correcting the error was simple.

Update, October 19, 2007, 1:38 p.m.: Damn! I forgot about the photos missing from this other post until today. I noticed they were gone when, through SiteMeter, I saw that somebody had found that page through Google Images.

Update, December 5, 2007, 1:28 p.m.: Yesterday, I fixed this post.

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Posted by Brian Sorgatz at 4:59 PM

March 9, 2007

Watch great satire for free while you still can

The eleventh-season premiere of South Park pertains to a dirty word I’ve used occasionally on this blog (with adequate sensitivity to context, I sincerely hope). (Hat tips.) I’ll remind everyone that the satire isn’t as broad as you might think. But I’m more optimistic than Trey Parker and Matt Stone that whites and blacks can understand each other’s emotions. Regardless of skin color, all humans have pretty much the same circuitry in their brains. Individual genetic variation and unique life experiences create different emotional reactions to things, but only within certain parameters. In the cartoon, Token arguably—but not necessarily—lays a guilt trip on Stan.

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Posted by Brian Sorgatz at 1:11 PM

January 15, 2007

Prolonged adolescence comes from big government, not capitalism; accidentally, not on purpose

Anxious Grad Student left this comment on an earlier post:
Interesting post and I definitely agree with the assertion that US public education, and its evolution in our society into its current state and form, encourages a prolonged adolescent period which did not exist in human societies until our very modern period of institutional education. To take it further, perhaps you should discuss the inherent power structures established in secondary education and their relationship with the overarching power structures of our capitalistic republic and Western society in general. Particularly the relationship between authority figures and the emerging independent thinker our system is supposedly set up to produce, which in actuality is geared towards making citizens easier to control and manipulate.

Also - I wonder what your solution to the problem of institutional education would be.
Thanks for the post idea, AGS. I propose a two-part solution:

1.) Have the law treat teenagers less like children and more like adults in terms of both liberty and accountability.

2.) Privatize the entire education system. Compulsory, government-run schooling as we now know it—barely a century old—is a road to hell paved with good intentions. Not every civic impulse born of the Progressive Era deserves our ongoing respect. Jim Crow, a regrettably fitting example for Martin Luther King Day, is one of its bastard children. Even many radicals of the day, like Eugene V. Debs and Jack London, saw no problem with it. Left to more of its own devices, the free market would almost certainly have weakened racism, and it could do much to liberate teens. Our system isn’t too capitalistic; it’s not capitalistic enough.

In related news, the bureaucracy of the Food and Drug Administration, another spawn of the Progressives, almost killed an entire family of six.

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Posted by Brian Sorgatz at 4:52 PM

An MLK day rerun: The January and March 1965 issues are racial milestones

Have a look at this post from a year ago.

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Posted by Brian Sorgatz at 9:37 AM

December 26, 2006

Left-wing puritanism in Ms. magazine’s “No Comment” section

“A number of companies have removed offensive ads in response to your feedback. Keep writing and calling the offending advertisers at their contact information above.”—Ms., Fall 2006, p. 80

The editors of Ms. would certainly deny having anything important in common with the boycott-happy Christianists of the American Family Association. But consider the damning evidence on the back page of every issue. “No Comment” shows miniature reprints of newspaper and magazine ads that supposedly degrade women enough to require angry letters and phone calls. With a few remotely possible exceptions, the outrage reinforces the stereotype of the humorless feminist. An ad can offend merely by associating a product with the sensual appeal of the female form or laughing at the foibles of human sexuality. Some might seem to glorify violence against women—if you’re determined to see that message in them. Does this ad for Royal Elastics shoes, blacklisted in the summer 2005 Ms., encourage men to kick women in the head? Was the “crushed flower” sniffed on one occasion by animated superhero Mighty Mouse actually cocaine, as AFA chairman Rev. Donald Wildmon alleged with about as much plausibility?

In some cases, the offensiveness is as hard to discern as the subliminal dirty pictures Wilson Bryan Key finds in the ice cubes of liquor ads (Key makes Wildmon look like an amateur). In fall 2006, Ms. wagged its finger at American Apparel’s ad with a photograph of an attractive young woman of Indian and Pakistani heritage under the caption “India meets Pakistan.” I wondered and wondered why anyone but the Church Lady would take offense at the very mildly titillating image. It turns out that it contains racism and pedophilia detectable only with specialized lab equipment. AA’s website seems to have deleted its photos of that particular model in response to the controversy. But as I write, it still has the guts to post a similar ad. Kudos.

“No Comment” is not unusual in its “progressive” prudery. The “liberal” battles against tobacco, fast food, and breast implants are waged under the same banner. For further explanation of how moralists (like mystics) all speak the same language, try this article by Radley Balko for the very unpuritanical Reason.

Update, December 29, 2006, 12:26 p.m.: I have answered Pandagon.net’s criticism of this post.

A related earlier post:
Playboy is more feminist than some feminists

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Posted by Brian Sorgatz at 9:46 PM

November 28, 2006

Jesse Jackson, enemy of free speech

Until today, I could take comfort in the fact that, if people have overreacted to Michael “KKKramer” Richards’ performance at the Laugh Factory the other day, at least no prominent figure has called for the government to step in. But in the Chicago Sun-Times, the Rev. Jesse Jackson breaks that barrier:
Our forefathers created the First Amendment to ensure a robust public debate and to prohibit the government from making laws to squelch political speech, even speech critical of our leaders. But obscenity has never enjoyed that protection, nor should it. Yelling “fire” in a crowded theater does not have protection. Similarly, hate speech—like that wielded by Richards—has and should be illegal.
Jackson’s proposed change in the law could affect me personally. In the title of one of my recent posts, I’ve used the word nigger metaphorically to make a point. Should I be arrested, Reverend?

While you still can, enjoy these hilarious video clips from the National Lampoon and Chappelle’s Show. For all this post’s external links, I tip my hat to a comment thread at Hit & Run.

A related earlier post:
Did Michael Richards need to apologize?

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Posted by Brian Sorgatz at 4:57 PM

November 24, 2006

The Playboy Forum smears a libertarian as a racist

In his brief article for the December Playboy Forum, Ishmael Reed would have you believe that The New York Times’ resident whatchamacallit libertarian, John Tierney, applies a double standard to methamphetamine use among whites as opposed to blacks. First, Reed regurgitates some recent Times scare stories about meth. Then, he wildly misinterprets Tierney’s calm, rational, anti-prohibitionist approach to meth as a sign that “for Tierney...to admit that meth use among whites in the heartland is a serious problem would dispute the neoconservative [sic] formula that inhabitants of red states are all God-fearing and virtuous and those of blue states secular and decadent—or that whites dwell in a sort of Lake Wobegon utopia, yet the problems of blacks can be traced to their culture.” (p. 57) Whoa! That’s a hell of a lot of words to put in someone’s mouth.

One need not be as libertarian as Tierney on the issue of drugs to see a kind of racial McCarthyism in Reed’s attack. (That brand of McCarthyism has made me think twice about joining the Michael Richards–condemning bandwagon.) Although Playboy rightly invites diversity of opinion among its contributors, I would have hoped that its long history of opposition to drug-war hysteria could discourage the editors from letting a black man call another man a racist for speaking against a policy that disproportionately hurts blacks—a multilayer cake of depressing irony.

A related earlier post:
Playboy can no longer tell friend from foe

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Posted by Brian Sorgatz at 8:57 PM

November 21, 2006

Did Michael Richards need to apologize?

(Thanks to your votes, this post finished in a strong second place in Battle 11 of the Philosophy Blog War.)

I have to wonder. Richards, best known for playing Kramer on Seinfeld, was performing stand-up comedy at the Laugh Factory in West Hollywood on Friday. Losing his temper with a black heckler in the crowd, he repeatedly called him a nigger. Although Richards’ moment of ethnic transgression lacked Sarah Silverman’s finesse, I found myself laughing along in a spirit similar to my laughter at her work.

Call me evil, but I was somewhat disappointed to see Richards apologize with such painful contrition on the Late Show with David Letterman last night. I felt sorrier for him than for anyone he offended. In a protest yesterday, one activist said, “These kind of comments hurt all of us.” Well, how, exactly? Considering how unified blacks, whites, and Latinos have been in shaming him, race relations in America don’t seem to have been adversely affected by his words. Maybe the dreaded n-word doesn’t have such power to twist our souls after all. Maybe no word does.

I was ambivalent about my own wish to defend Richards’ onstage rant until someone used it to condemn the classic film Blazing Saddles. Then I knew for certain which side of the controversy I was on.

A related earlier post:
Teenagers are the new niggers

A related subsequent post:
Jesse Jackson, enemy of free speech

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Posted by Brian Sorgatz at 9:54 AM

November 20, 2006

The draft makes it easier, not harder, for politicians to wage dubious wars

“There’s no question in my mind that this president and this administration would never have invaded Iraq, especially on the flimsy evidence that was presented to the Congress, if indeed we had a draft and members of Congress and the administration thought that their kids from their communities would be placed in harm’s way,” says Congressman Charles Rangel of New York.

I very much doubt it. As Thomas DiLorenzo at LewRockwell.com has observed, the saddest irony of Rangel’s endorsement of involuntary servitude is that he happens to be black. Considering the misery-loves-company mentality by which parents rationalize the time-wasting, humiliating drudgery of high school for their own teenagers, I don’t believe the older generation can be trusted with the power to force the younger generation to pay for its geopolitical fuck-ups.

As a thought experiment, consider what would have happened if the crowned heads of Europe had been politically incapable of conscripting their subjects in 1914 or thereafter. Some unfortunate young men might still have been swept up in early war mania and volunteered for service in the trenches, but their leaders would have had so much trouble replacing them that peace would soon become the only option. Almost certainly, the madness of war wouldn’t have lasted long enough to beget the madness of the Treaty of Versailles, which begot the madness of Hitler and another war. The twentieth century would have been much happier.

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Posted by Brian Sorgatz at 7:26 AM

January 16, 2006

The January and March 1965 issues are racial milestones

The black actress Nichelle Nichols seriously considered leaving the original Star Trek after playing Lieutenant Uhura in its first season. But then she had a chance meeting with Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr., who convinced her that she had become an important role model for black Americans through the show. She stayed on.

If an allegedly frivolous element of pop culture like Star Trek can be dignified in some sense by its anecdotal connection to Dr. King and civil rights, then it should be perfectly tasteful for me to use the occasion of King’s birthday to celebrate two racial milestones in Playboy—one an interview, the other a centerfold.

From the beginning, the Playboy Interview had been a sounding board for blacks and the difficulties they faced. It had debuted in the September 1962 issue with Alex Haley as the interviewer and Miles Davis as the subject. Much of the two men’s dialogue had been about racism and the fight against it. Haley had interviewed Malcolm X for the May 1963 issue. But being a Southern Baptist minister, King was reluctant to give an interview for this particular magazine. Haley would later explain how he persuaded him: “I got to somebody close to him and gave him a breakdown of the audience. I told him these people were vital to King’s interests, for anyone with a cause. Think what you will about the girls, but you can’t ignore this audience. That’s what I told Malcolm, too.” (quoted in Thomas Weyr, Reaching for Paradise: The Playboy Vision of America, Times Books, 1978, p. 139) King would tell Haley that the January 1965 interview “was the best [King] ever had.” (Weyr, p. 138)

Jennifer Jackson, Miss March 1965, is the first black Playmate of the Month (is, not was, because there’s no such thing as a former Playmate). Racial tensions were so high when her centerfold was published that Playboy’s editors chose not to mention her race at all in the accompanying text [not work-safe]. Perhaps it was prudent then. But now, Jackson deserves to be honored in the same way and for the same reasons as any pioneering black athlete or entertainer. Do you not agree?

I also tip my hat to Reneé Tenison, who became the first black Playmate of the Year in 1990.

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Posted by Brian Sorgatz at 3:10 PM