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October 3, 2008

“The Force” to be reckoned with is Bai Ling

If you’re a heterosexual man and you don’t know how to admire small breasts, you need to get a clue already, you ungrateful philistine. In aesthetic terms, those stacks of fatty tissue are essentially jewel cases for the nipples, anyway. Why not build a repertoire of variety of taste? Pretty adjectives like dainty, svelte, and lithe were made to describe beauty like Bai Ling’s as caught by photographer Stephen Wayda for the June 2005 Playboy.

Bai (no condescension here: surnames come first in Chinese) is known as an incorrigible pleasure-seeker, and her life story demonstrates the heroism that a pleasure-seeking disposition is capable of. Her past as a mental patient in the People’s Republic of China reveals intelligence, sensitivity, and self-respect. The Chinese have a great legacy of philosophy and literature, but only a worthless bore could tolerate the repression of that society now. Sometimes, people show valor by going mad. Americans who medicalize madness in all its forms—Dr. Drew Pinsky, anyone?—should look in the mirror and ask themselves how Maoist they are.

Arguably, the entire universe hums constantly with the sound of divine energy. Hinduism symbolizes this as the Sanskrit syllable “Om.” The drone of a didgeridoo has been said to symbolize it. When I’m stoned enough, I’m convinced that the hum of a lightsaber in Star Wars, the invention of sound designer Ben Burtt, serves equally well to symbolize it. Cartoon Network’s run of Star Wars–themed programming these days (the Family Guy tribute, the Robot Chicken tribute, The Clone Wars) encourages me to pay tribute to Bai, a Jedi knight for liberated sensuality.

Earlier Star Wars geekery on this blog:
!lavitsef mlif esrever–ni–sraW ratS a evah s‘teL .derob m‘I
The year before I was born, in a city thousands of miles away: the Jedi Bunny of my dreams
Escape from Thanksgiving—to the world of Star Wars fan films

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Posted by Brian Sorgatz at 1:53 PM

August 4, 2008

Reason.tv: Ida Ljungqvist knows what marijuana is for

At 1:10 in this video of a Playboy Mansion party, the March 2008 Playmate shows her good judgment and good taste.

I was there for that party. Click here for the embarrassing details of my encounter with Miss March.

The hot brunette in the video embed freeze frame is mistress of ceremonies and Playboy model Adrianne Curry (February 2006 and January 2008)—technically not a Playmate, though not for lack of beauty, as you can see.

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Posted by Brian Sorgatz at 10:55 AM

July 14, 2008

Monday morning autodidact report 1

I take pride in letting this new blog ritual be nerdy and boring, if that’s how it comes out.

Oscar Wilde said, “When the gods wish to punish us they answer our prayers.” Now that I’m lippy enough to call myself an autodidact, I have to find out how to be that. I’ve been mortified to learn how intimidated I am by the studies I’ve assigned myself. Because my spirit has rebelled against authoritarian schooling in any form, I’m burdened with the responsibilities of curriculum-setting that I refuse to delegate to others. Uh-oh! What do I do now?

Fortunately, I seem to have had good instincts so far in starting to make it happen. Close to the top of this blog’s sidebar is my public list of “current fields of study.” Having put my reputation at stake, I can’t afford to run away from the challenges. If I weasel out of a difficult project like the Analects of Confucius, for example, I’m afraid I’ll feel like a dork forever. It’s too late to back out now. (For all the obvious reasons, friendship and sex will be somewhat more private than the other study projects.)

Yesterday was a very good day. After a few days of stalling, I went for it. I moved forward with the Analects and a good many of the other study projects, too. A week from today, I’ll be ready to report on specific projects in more detail. But this post has enough paragraphs already, so I’m done for now. A measured laziness can be a virtue for a writer if it encourages brevity.

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Posted by Brian Sorgatz at 10:09 AM

July 3, 2008

Reason.tv: Playboy alum Marty Klein on America’s war on sex

Sex therapist Marty Klein has written articles for Playboy at least as far back as the late Eighties. His summation of his new book in this Reason.tv video makes it sound like something worth reading, doesn’t it?

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Posted by Brian Sorgatz at 9:39 PM

June 23, 2008

George Carlin, 1937-2008

Well, shit, piss, fuck, cunt, cocksucker, motherfucker and tits! George Carlin was one of the great transgressors of American comedy along with the likes of Lenny Bruce, Richard Pryor, and Sarah Silverman. I’ll miss him.

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Posted by Brian Sorgatz at 7:16 AM

June 20, 2008

Phony libertarian Bill Maher hates religion

ANNE FRANK HOUSE, Amsterdam: When you stand in front of it—a nondescript house on a busy street—you really feel how true the phrase “banality of evil” is. One of the most common arguments in defense of religion is that Hitler wasn’t religious and neither were Stalin and Mao, and they were bad, so religion must be good [emphasis added]. But like religion itself, this argument relies on one’s not thinking too deeply.
—Bill Maher, “Religion 101,” Playboy, July 2008

It’s a goddamn shame, no pun intended. Up until that paragraph and the ones that follow it, the article is funny and insightful. Maher misrepresents the sophisticated libertarian argument for the dignity of religious freedom. Religion per se is not good or bad but neutral in terms of good libertarian civics.

In other words, Thomas Paine had the cause-and-effect relationship between religion and behavior exactly wrong when he said, “Belief in a cruel God makes a cruel man.” Men who were cruel to begin with pick cruel Gods to worship. In a sobering irony for Playboy’s legacy, the scapegoating of religion for cruelty looks like the scapegoating of pornography for rape.

You stink, Bill Maher!

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Posted by Brian Sorgatz at 7:40 AM

June 17, 2008

An open letter to Dr. Drew’s teenage daughters

Playboy: It’s a scary world out there. What’s it like with your triplets being 15? That’s the age when all the sex, drinking and drugs kick in, right?

[Dr. Drew] Pinsky: I’m less freaked out about the sex than about drugs and alcohol.... I don’t think kids ever tell you if they’re using drugs and alcohol, but I put it on record that if there’s even a hint of something, I will bring the whole thing down. I’ll have their asses hauled in by the police.

Playboy: So you’re not one of those parents who say “You can drink as long as it’s under my roof”?

Pinsky: To me that’s the worst kind of parenting. Drink here but not there? Please! It becomes “You can drink everywhere,” because that’s how the adolescent brain works. Kids need very clear boundaries. My thing is, if you do something illegal, you’re going to jail and I’m not bailing you out. And they know I’ve got perfect radar, too....

Playboy: What’s your history of drug use?

Pinsky: Mine personally? Because my kids may read this, I’m going to follow the advice I give to parents, which is that talking to your kids about what you did or did not do as an adolescent is the equivalent of issuing them a license to pick up where you left off. I guarantee you. I’ve been through this thousands of times. When parents tell their kids, “Well, I experimented with pot when I was 15, but that was all,” the kids will think, Of course I’m going to experiment with pot. They did it; why shouldn’t I? It would be hypocritical.

Playboy: So what do you say to kids?

Pinsky: You say “We don’t talk about it.”

Playboy: Come on! Tell kids that and they immediately think it means you did it!

Pinsky: When the child hears that, it has an entirely different impact on his behavior than my saying “Let me tell you about my experience.” If you did or didn’t do drugs, it’s not up for discussion. Don’t lie to your kids—never do that—but you aren’t obliged to tell them everything.
Playboy Interview, July 2008

Hello, ladies! I don’t care what the state of California says about you as “minors.” If you let me, I would gladly buy you beer and cigarettes. I’m not kidding. Having been politically abused by your sanctimonious father, you’re entitled to self-medication.

The kernel of truth in parental anxieties about teenage sex and drug use is that postpubescent adults (i.e. 15-year-olds) need intergenerational dialogue to behave wisely and safely. Don’t take it personally when your dad spoils any hope for dialogue by condescending in his attitude towards your “adolescent brains.” No discovery in cognitive neuroscience will ever “prove,” for instance, that teens should abstain from alcohol. This is for the same reason that science can never “prove” the correct highway speed limit: the relevant political question always boils down to management of conflicting value judgments.

I don’t doubt your father’s honest wish to keep people safe with the value judgments he imposes on the supposedly diseased brains of teenagers, alcoholics, abuse survivors, and so on. The trouble is that he is a civil-liberties moron. If he had to actually think about that stuff, his brain would herniate. OK, fine, there are some bad brains.

So how about it, ladies?

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Posted by Brian Sorgatz at 11:20 AM

June 13, 2008

Mailing my Netflixes for good luck

Last night, I attended the third annual benefit party at the Playboy Mansion for the Marijuana Policy Project. A detailed account of the experience will take a few days. The words need time to brew.

After years of brutally mistreating it, I was finally kicked out of my apartment this week. In response to the crisis of having to move just when the party was scheduled, I’ve done my best to force a redefinition of my relationship to my mother—and, by implication, perhaps to the whole society I live in.

I publish this post from a rented computer on Hollywood Boulevard. Tomorrow morning, I’ll be logistically naked at Mom’s northern California doorstep. By my choices, I will have forced her to make a choice. If I’ve permanently alienated her, I could be on the street or in jail. But no matter what happens, I believe that in my helplessness lies a kind of victory. My vote of no confidence in the North American way of enculturation, with its stupidly authoritarian schools and inappropriate medicalization of controversial attitudes, will be harder to ignore than ever.

As a symbolic gesture of hope, I’ve mailed all six of my Netflix DVDs today, with the next six items in my queue headed for my mother’s house soon. It’s a sign of the chaos of my life that I didn’t watch three of the six. More embarrassingly, I got only halfway through the DVD of the old TV series Playboy’s Penthouse (nothing to do with Penthouse magazine, which didn’t exist then).

If you’re reading this, whoever you are, I love you and hope I can honor you by learning to live as happily as possible. May God bless us both.

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Posted by Brian Sorgatz at 5:13 PM

June 10, 2008

Pseudoliberal Trojan horses in Playboy: Frank Owen and Dr. Drew Pinksy

Bill Maher: Okay. Last time we talked to you, you wanted to say something about Proposition 215 [California’s 1996 medical marijuana ballot initiative].

Dr. Drew Pinsky: I was really offended by 215. As you know, what I am mostly against is misinformation. And 215, to me, seemed like a sham. It was some sort of Trojan horse, concocted to try to get people—using the sympathies of people about individuals with chronic illness, to try to cram this thing into legality.
—the panel discussion show Politically Incorrect, May 15, 1998.

When no one remembers a time without a Food and Drug Administration, important philosophical questions about drug policy, drug manners, and drug morals can fall down the memory hole, too. It’s intellectually irresponsible for Playboy to call Pinsky “a guy who knows how to be a responsible pleasure seeker,” as it does in the “Next Month” page anticipating the July issue with Pinsky as the Interview subject. Besides him, Frank Owen, author of the March article “The Medical Marijuana Murder,” is also dangerously overrated by Playboy as an authority on drug issues. Both men would lead us on a road to hell paved with good intentions.

I’ll give Owen his comeuppance first. (I’ve had to deal with him before, by the way.) He writes,
A close look at the customers of these dispensaries reveals a not so shocking truth: Many are not ill at all. Exactly how many medical marijuana patients are really sick and how many exaggerate minor aches and pains in order to get high is impossible to gauge....

There is as yet no solid proof that smoking pot cures anything. Instead, there is a small mountain of evidence—both anecdotal and scientific—that suggests pot is a useful palliative for some people, good for boosting appetite among HIV patients and suppressing nausea among cancer patients undergoing chemotherapy. Patients may feel better after smoking marijuana, and life may seem more bearable, but until further research is done it’s impossible to say whether the drug is doing anything to retard the progress of their disease.

Nearly all illegal drugs possess some medical utility. Heroin was introduced in the late 19th century as a treatment for opium addicts. In the 1950s methamphetamine was used to treat everything from depression to alcoholism to Parkinson’s disease. Yet nobody is talking about medical meth.

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A year after [Denver med-pot seller] Ken Gorman’s murder the police have yet to make an arrest. In the end, who killed Gorman may be less important than why he was killed. His friends blame prohibition: If pot were fully legal, this wouldn’t have happened. But Gorman’s death resulted from a poorly thought-out system that puts patients and growers in peril even when they act within the limits of the law.
I agree with Owen that it’s dangerous to implement a poorly thought-out system. Unfortunately, Owen’s article is a poorly thought-out system, because it doesn’t give enough thought to who is empowered to implement what kind of system at what level of authority, and why.

The medical marijuana situation in the U.S. is chaotic, and Owen is doing exactly the wrong thing in response to the chaos as far as the Playboy Philosophy is concerned. Social chaos deserves to be exploited for the purpose of everyone’s individual liberty whenever possible. Eastern Europe in 1989 is a shining example of chaos done right. “Chaotic” individuals opportunistically decided to say fuck you to the Iron Curtain. When I use Proposition 215 to vaporize cannabis several times a day psychotherapeutically (for want of a better adverb), I’m effectively saying fuck you to drug prohibition by acting as if it never happened. When I treat pot as merely another item I deserve to be allowed to pick up in a store, it acts slowly but surely as a self-fulfilling prophecy for everybody. If I claimed, as some of my fellow libertarians do, that 215 is “a bad cause in bad faith,” I would be hesitating inappropriately in the name of intellectual integrity. Excessive analysis is paralysis—especially when chaos needs to be exploited and a fuck you needs to be said.

Pinsky is as clueless as Owen on where the prerogative of a citizen to use a substance comes from in the first place. On the 1998 PI panel, he essentially agrees with the federal government that more research is needed to be sure whether the people can handle as much freedom as they get under Proposition 215. Meanwhile, history proves that the government is neither competent nor morally legitimate as the pharmacological gatekeeper of the citizenry anyway. Pinsky’s point of view on this is difficult to interpret from the show’s transcript, and it’s probably because he knows he doesn’t really have a point of view on it. He is too intellectually lazy to imagine a world that much freer than ours, so he falls back on his modus operandi of self-righteousness. He can do this all he likes, but he can’t convince me that this is the voice of “responsible pleasure seeking.”

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Posted by Brian Sorgatz at 3:45 PM

June 1, 2008

Hi, Mom! You do the worrying; I’ll do the partying.

According to a Hindu proverb, it takes a thorn to remove a thorn. I’m finally getting over the “Why did they always tell me I’m wrong?” thing by being told by Someone Else (through A Course in Miracles) that, in a manner of speaking, I’m literally always wrong. Meanwhile, I’m also getting kicked out of my apartment just when I’m preparing to go to the Playboy Mansion for the third time. But God’s grace has provided an elegant solution in the division of labor according to comparative advantage. You do the worrying; I’ll do the partying.

After the party, I’ll need a cheap place to live while I plan necessary changes in my life. It might as well be your guest bedroom, so you should expect me there in mid-June. Because of my criminal record for ill-advised scuffles with cops just a few years ago, I warn you against “teaching me a lesson” with another arrest. California’s “three strikes” law could mean disaster after that. If you have to worry about something, worry about that. You do the worrying; I’ll do the partying.

Don’t try to make me go to rehab; I won’t go, go, go. Although I know that I can’t afford to deny the consequences of my behavior, I categorically refuse to medicalize my behavior in any way. I acknowledge no “disease” of any kind for which I need to take twelve steps or any variation thereof. Besides, I’m already doing superbly with the do-it-yourself spiritual program I’m on. You do the worrying; I’ll do the partying.

You don’t have to believe in Rousseau’s doctrine of the Noble Savage to recognize the tyranny of America’s public schools. When I remember the slavery of homework that you helped bind me to—the unnecessary anxiety, guilt, shame, boredom, and sense of impending failure all the way—I feel no compunction whatsoever farming out my worries to you. You do the worrying; I’ll do the partying.

Nobody’s guilt trip about my “growing up slowly” can discourage me. All I can say in reply is that I’ve been doing the best I know how all along. By logical necessity, this ends the argument. You do the worrying; I’ll do the partying.

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Posted by Brian Sorgatz at 8:13 AM

May 26, 2008

I should have mentioned my girlfriend by now

On May 1, “D.C. Madam” Deborah Jeane Palfrey was driven to suicide for her pragmatism about the relationship between sex, love, and money. When I go back to my sex surrogate therapist in July*, I’ll pretend to shove my middle fingers through the eye sockets of those disgusting federal bureaucrats as I bang my sweetie here in California. This Memorial Day, the pledge is the least I can do in memory of one of the sexual revolution’s bravest generals. God bless her refusal to apologize for harmless entrepreneurship.

I don’t care to mention my therapist’s name, or even make up a fake one for her. I reserve the right to be shy sometimes—occasionally with a vengeance. But I’ll say that I started seeing her in 2005 and had to give it up after a few months because of the sudden financial crisis of having to buy a new Macintosh. My antique 2000 iMac had finally been destroyed by the cockroaches. While I still had to go to an Internet café to publish it, I started Reflections on Playboy and became obsessed with it.

From my therapist, I get training in physical intimacy. Meanwhile, I’m required to make regular visits to a talk therapist, somebody to monitor the relationship as a third party. She and I talk but do not have intimacy. It’s been good for me, I have no regrets, and I look forward to finishing what I started.

Besides, the vice cops who waged psychological warfare on Palfrey are the ones to blame for my need to have that therapy in the first place. If they had only spent their time giving me hand jobs instead of menacing her, everything would have been better in every way. When will people start noticing that I always know best?

*Update, July 3, 2008, 7:24 p.m.: Unfortunately, it’s not happening this month. Maybe next month.

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Posted by Brian Sorgatz at 4:57 PM

April 14, 2008

This time of year, small-government libertarianism should look especially good

If you live in the U.S., your tax return is due tomorrow. While the price tag of our overreaching federal government has your attention, please watch these videos on good things that the government wastes money to save us from, respectively immigrants and marijuana.

“Thank you for calling Reason.tv. Please press one for English.” Say, I wonder whose voice that is at the very beginning of this video on immigration. (That reminded me to update my blog post on the women of Reason magazine to include the lovely and talented Virginia Postrel, by the way.)


Pot.tv apparently stopped archiving this documentary on marijuana prohibition. But Reason.tv’s Dan Hayes has discovered it at Google Video.

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Posted by Brian Sorgatz at 12:52 PM

February 24, 2008

Those liberty-loving temptresses of Reason magazine

At 3:30 p.m. on Monday, February 18, someone in Vancouver, Washington (not British Columbia!) Googled kerry howley fan club and reached an earlier post of mine, “Is Sally Satel the Sophia Loren to Kerry Howley’s Jayne Mansfield?” (Information courtesy of SiteMeter.)

As a senior editor of Reason, Howley (pictured above) deserves better than the leering she gets from us libertarian horn dogs. But since it’s easier to get forgiveness than permission, I’ll go ahead and be part of the problem. She’s yummy! Fellas who wonder about her voice, her mannerisms, and her mind can sample them at Bloggingheads.tv. They won’t be disappointed.

Speaking of yummy, Reason associate editor Katherine Mangu-Ward (above) holds the alluring promise of culinary adventure for those with politically incorrect appetites. A couple of years ago, she read a passing reference to antelope steak in an O. Henry short story, she tells us:
Why are there no antelope steaks at my supermarket?, I wondered. An innocent beginning to an obsession.

Bird watchers keep a life list of every species they have ever spotted. My life list is of species I have consumed. Both hobbies have the same root: It’s the impulse of a born collector who doesn’t like to have stuff lying around. All that remains is the memory of a flavor, wrapped—as taste memories always are—in the sights, sounds, and smells of the meal, the company, and the conversation.

Since that fateful day, I’ve nibbled on caribou filet, alligator jambalaya, elk medallions, yak dumplings, buffalo burgers, crocodile stir fry, ostrich burgers, emu jerky, and kangaroo loin. These memorable meals have all been interspersed with the merely interesting—frogs, ducks, rabbits, turtles, and deer—and the downright domesticated—cow, pig, and lamb.

I’ve had more than my fair share of eel, as well. Most of it was barbequed [sic] at sushi bars, though once I tried ordering it in a dim Russian restaurant in Boston. (They were fresh out of eel that night. Go figure.)
True to her magazine’s libertarian mission, she calls her hobby, among other things, “an exercise in enjoying the most notable fruits of globalization.” Her article ends with two recipes: kangaroo with fig sauce, and Tibetan momo (yak meat dumplings). Boy, oh, boy. What guy can resist the simultaneous charm assault on the brain, the heart, and the stomach?

Elsewhere online, Mangu-Ward identifies her personality type as that of the “Fieldmarshal Rational.” No problem here; strong women are sexy as far as this Composer Artisan is concerned. Watch her do the TV discussion thing on YouTube.

Last but not least, Shikha Dalmia, a senior analyst at the Reason Foundation, deserves a place of honor here. Besides her beauty, I admire her excellent taste in stand-up comedians. Hot damn, any of these three ladies would be loads of fun on a date!

Update, April 9, 2008, 10:46 a.m.:

(Photo credit: Rod Dreher at Beliefnet.) Although I didn’t typically read Reason when she ran it from 1989 to 2000, it was sheer ingratitude for me to forget to include Virginia Postrel in this post. She wrote one of the “Intellectual Turn-Ons” in this blog’s sidebar, The Substance of Style: How the Rise of Aesthetic Value Is Remaking Commerce, Culture, and Consciousness. Libertarian women appear to be characterized by courage: Postrel not only discusses the politics of organ transplants in this Reason.tv video but actually does something about it for a friend in need. Wow!

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Posted by Brian Sorgatz at 9:06 AM

February 2, 2008

Why is libertarian propaganda so sexy?

As devotees of free minds and free markets, we spend our nights pining for a major-party politician who not only looks dreamy while reading a Teleprompter but shows some passion for life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness and sex, drugs, and rock ’n’ roll.
—Nick Gillespie and Tim Cavanaugh, “Building the Perfect Candidate,” Reason, April 2004

“Why are Russian women so hot?” asks Radley Balko at my source for the above photo of beautiful Maria Sharapova, the libertarian blog Hit & Run. To answer his own question, Balko approvingly cites Anne Applebaum of Slate, who credits the collapse of communism and the opening of markets in the former Soviet Union.

As a libertarian, I’ve been falsely accused of admiring Ayn Rand. Her novels reportedly have some kinky sex in them, but even so, I haven’t been motivated to read them after reading her March 1964 Playboy Interview (complete transcript; paid subscription required). Her assertion that “man does not possess any instincts” and her belief in “Objectivism” as a viewpoint structurally incapable of turning into fanatical dogma tell me that her view of human nature isn’t refined enough to merit serious study. As an alternative, I recommend a careful reading of the libertarian implications of Steven Pinker’s The Blank Slate: The Modern Denial of Human Nature.

I don’t necessarily speak of libertarian literature in general, but Reason has been sexing up its act for a while. More power to it, I say. Playboy and Reason are two magazines that can benefit mutually from a willingness to resemble each other a bit from time to time.

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Posted by Brian Sorgatz at 2:04 PM

February 1, 2008

Learn to stop worrying and hate John McCain

Republican presidential candidate John McCain is superficially charming, and he showed admirable courage in his ordeal as a prisoner of war in Vietnam. Other than that, don’t expect to hear a good word about him from me. If you like the military misadventures of George W. Bush, you’d love a McCain presidency. Mr. “Bomb-bomb-bomb, bomb-bomb Iran” believes so firmly in preemptive war that this video exaggerates only a little comparing him to the 1964 movie Dr. Strangelove, or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb:


TheRealMcCain.com is the source of the video. (Although I thank Lew Rockwell for making me aware of it, I also note that Reason.com implicates Rockwell, with some plausibility, as the author of the offensive portions of the Ron Paul newsletters that recently embarrassed the libertarian movement.)

The essential problem with McCain’s philosophy of government is that he loves his country fanatically while failing to understand his country’s distinct virtues. He loves the power of the government, through either military force or the force of law, to muscle its way to public virtue and “national greatness.” But individual liberty, the idea that made the United States a truly grand experiment in world political history, is always expendable for the sake of those goals. In 2006, for the Los Angeles Times, Matt Welch did the research on McCain that most journalists have shirked:
Liberals and conservatives alike fail to truly reflect his views, McCain writes, because “neither emphasizes the obligations of a free people to the nation.” His main governmental inspiration is Teddy Roosevelt, the “Eastern swell who became a man of the people,” whose great accomplishment was “to summon the American people to greatness.” In Roosevelt’s code, McCain writes approvingly, it was “absolutely required that every loyal citizen take risks for the country’s sake.” This is an essentially militaristic view of citizenship, one that explains many of McCain’s departures from partisan orthodoxy. Unlike traditional Republicans, he will gladly butt into the affairs of private industry if he perceives them to be undermining Americans’ faith in government; unlike Democrats, he thinks the executive branch generally needs more power, not less.

“Our greatness,” he wrote in Worth the Fighting For, “depends upon our patriotism, and our patriotism is hardly encouraged when we cannot take pride in the highest public institutions.” So, because steroids might be damaging the faith of young baseball fans, drug testing becomes a “transcendent issue,” requiring threats of federal intervention unless pro sports leagues shape up. Hollywood’s voluntary movie-rating system? A “smoke screen to provide cover for immoral and unconscionable business practices.” Ultimate Fighting on Indian reservations? “Barbaric” and worthy of government pressure on cable TV companies. Negative political ads by citizen groups? They “do little to further beneficial debate and healthy political dialogue” and so must be banned for 60 days before an election if they mention a candidate by name.

If his issues line up with yours, and if you’re not overly concerned by an activist federal government, McCain can be a great and sympathetic ally. But chances are he will eventually see a grave national threat in what you consider harmless, or he’ll prescribe a remedy that you consider unconscionable.
McCain is arguably even less libertarian than Hillary Clinton. That’s impressive, but not in a good way.

Welch has done it again for today’s LAT, saying, “The most pro-war presidential candidate in a decade is winning the 2008 GOP nomination thanks to the antiwar vote.”

Six degrees of Playboy: One of the Turner TV networks once had a series called Our Favorite Movies. Various celebrities hosted movies, periodically interrupting them to explain what they especially like about them. If I recall correctly, Hugh Hefner hosted Dr. Strangelove (in which one character is seen gazing at a Playboy centerfold). I wish I hadn’t missed that presentation. Does anyone have a video bootleg?

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Posted by Brian Sorgatz at 12:00 PM

January 30, 2008

Thank God the FCC is protecting America from the human body

At Hit & Run, Radley Balko reports that the Federal Communications Communist Commission has fined ABC $1.43 million for showing an “indecent” episode of NYPD Blue five years ago.

Be sure to consult your physician before viewing this YouTube of the offending portion of the show, in which a woman’s bare buttocks are clearly visible:


Bizarrely, The Washington Post describes the FCC as the David to ABC’s Goliath, rather than vice versa:
FCC indecency investigations begin when the agency receives a viewer or listener complaint about a program and can drag on for months or years. The lightly staffed FCC enforcement bureau must go up against broadcasters, which have more legal and financial resources to battle the proposed fine and have a vested interest in dragging out the proceeding. After the enforcement bureau makes a finding, it must be voted on by the FCC’s five commissioners, who were occupied with cable television and wireless spectrum issues through much of 2007.
Never mind that the FCC is violating ABC’s First Amendment rights under a crypto-Marxist rationale of “public ownership of the airwaves.” Never mind that the government is acting on behalf of a tiny number of Church Ladies to punish a television network for placing adult content in a characteristically adult—and very popular—evening drama. Never mind that the authority of the FCC to impose the fine at all depends shamelessly on a time zone technicality (only ABC affiliates in the Central and Mountain zones are being fined, because that’s where the show ran at 9 p.m. instead of 10). In spite of all this, the public-morality bureaucrats are the underdogs in this fight.

Defenders of the FCC policy seem to fear that, some Saturday morning, TV networks might suddenly replace kids’ cartoons with pornography if they weren’t threatened with fines for indecency. On this particular issue, conservative culture warriors resemble the left-wing Adbusters crowd with their talk of amoral corporate greed. But networks have no more economic incentive to make stupid programming choices than a supermarket does to put wasabi in my milk.

If you’re as pissed tinkled off as I am about the FCC, don’t miss this unforgettable song from Family Guy. (I thank local friend Matt for encouraging me to link to the song here.)

Addendum, January 31, 2008, 9:32 a.m.: Since I’ve placed this post in the “Non-Playboy Hotties” category—and since the scene was obviously shot without a body double—I feel negligent if I don’t mention the name of the actress, Charlotte Ross.

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Posted by Brian Sorgatz at 10:48 AM

January 21, 2008

On Martin Luther King day, consider “Barbie Girl” by Aqua

With all due respect to Dr. King’s legacy, I promise that it’s not as much of a non sequitur as you think. As always, YouTube may be lying if it calls the video “no longer available.” Reload this web page and give it another go.


I have to admit that Reflections on Playboy is not necessarily a model of racial sensitivity. When someone in the Bush administration wondered out loud about bringing back the draft, the paraphrase in my post title that day was “18-year-olds are the new niggers.” I still wonder about my own wisdom in using a word that probably disturbs African Americans in ways that I, as a white guy, can never completely understand. Still, this is by far the most appropriate day of the American civic calendar for me to put my two cents in. And if I can’t be a racial saint, maybe I can at least be weird enough to command attention, even a kind of respect, when I share some thoughts on King’s “I Have a Dream” speech.

I spend a lot of my time at this blog defending certain cultural artifacts against charges of vulgarity. For an earlier MLK day, I observed that, with all the sobriety inherent in his mission, King was not ashamed to exert influence on frivolous items of pop Americana like Star Trek and Playboy. Nor should he have been. History shows that, whenever human beings are liberated, they invest in frivolity. Suddenly free of the Taliban vice squads in 2001, the people of Afghanistan disappointed Western snobs by going for “shallow,” “materialistic” things like consumer electronics and fashionable haircuts. Wouldn’t you have done the same thing in their position?

King had a noble dream of interracial justice and peace. In their various ways, Playboy and songs like “Barbie Girl” remind us of the “low” dreams of sensual pleasure and sexual satisfaction that seem to compete with the noble stuff for humanity’s attention. Perhaps a sense of zero-sum competition between low and high dreams encouraged King in his socialism. But let’s remember King as a hero, not a god. Even after the scandal of racist rhetoric that has just embarrassed the libertarian movement, let’s all consider the possibility that a free market in almost all goods and services—including education and health care—is the best deal for consumers of whatever color. Maximal realization of King’s dream may involve transcendence of King’s economic prejudices. Please think it over, everybody.

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Posted by Brian Sorgatz at 5:40 PM

January 14, 2008

Ron Paul was careless with the newsletters. He still gets my primary vote.

For all the obvious reasons, I’m disappointed that presidential candidate Paul allowed racist and homophobic content to be printed on his own official newsletters. Although it’s clear that someone other than Paul wrote the offensive passages, they still reflect poorly on Paul’s ability to manage public relations, a crucial skill for any candidate for president.

Yet I haven’t changed my mind about voting for Paul in the California primary. I still see his campaign as good publicity on balance for the libertarian cause. From inside the movement, the Cato Institute’s David Boaz admits that the bigoted words in the newsletters
are not libertarian words. Maybe they reflect “paleoconservative” ideas, though they’re not the language of [Edmund] Burke or even [Russell] Kirk. But libertarianism is a philosophy of individualism, tolerance, and liberty. As Ayn Rand wrote, “Racism is the lowest, most crudely primitive form of collectivism.” Making sweeping, bigoted claims about all blacks, all homosexuals, or any other group is indeed a crudely primitive collectivism.

Libertarians should make it clear that the people who wrote those things are not our comrades, not part of our movement, not part of the tradition of John Locke, Adam Smith, John Stuart Mill, William Lloyd Garrison, Frederick Douglass, Ludwig von Mises, F. A. Hayek, Ayn Rand, Milton Friedman, and Robert Nozick. Shame on them.
(Thanks for the link, Andrew Sullivan.)

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Posted by Brian Sorgatz at 1:06 PM

January 3, 2008

Ron Paul for president—in the California primary, anyway

Playboy recently disappointed me by paying unnecessary attention to Fred Thompson’s boring presidential run instead of acknowledging Congressman Paul.

If principled, freedom-loving Californians act quickly, they can register as Republicans in this closed-primary state in time to help Paul become president. On the immigration question, he sinks to panicky pandering, and I disagree with him on the admittedly challenging ethical question of abortion. But he is certainly the best Republican candidate this year.

Unlike Andrew Sullivan, for instance, I’ve never liked John McCain. He has always creeped me out. But I’m certainly glad to see a conservative with Sullivan’s cachet choosing Paul over McCain. If conservatism as a distinct political movement isn’t completely overshadowed soon by Reason-style libertarianism, it will only be because intellectual giants like Sullivan come up with a convincing enough “yes, but” to keep the two philosophies separate in enough people’s minds.

With all due modesty, I’m not even sure he’ll do it, though. We’ll see.

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Posted by Brian Sorgatz at 11:40 AM

December 30, 2007

Since 60 Minutes is giving him more publicity than he deserves again

One of tonight’s segments of that CBS program repeats his needless worries, so I’ll just remind everyone that Rev. Scott Imler is too much of a self-righteous control freak to be good for the medical marijuana movement.

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Posted by Brian Sorgatz at 6:12 PM

December 28, 2007

Another brain-science story teases with false hope of a “solution” to a public-policy dilemma

In this particular instance, the dilemma is the very real one of age of majority, specifically in relation to the death penalty. But for anyone who wants subtle wisdom in the complicated relationship between the new discoveries about the brain and political science, I recommend either How the Mind Works or The Blank Slate, both by Steven Pinker. (I haven’t had a close look at The Stuff of Thought yet, I admit.)

By the way, both of those books tend generally to strengthen the libertarian point of view. Just saying.

My point about age of majority, specifically, is that it’s like a highway speed limit. Science alone can never give us the “right” answer to the question, since it will always be a collective pragmatic trade-off between public safety and the comfort and convenience of speedy travel (or whatever the dilemma in human values that happens to rankle everybody). Sorry, utopians, but there you go.

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Posted by Brian Sorgatz at 1:06 PM

December 20, 2007

When Atlas shrugged, I figured that Satan would eventually get stoned

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Posted by Brian Sorgatz at 9:40 PM

December 10, 2007

Lord Ganesha save the mouse that looks like a rabbit!

I ask sincerely, since I believe I have cause to thank that deity anyway.

I’ll admit that this is species lookism on my part, but don’t judge me before viewing the CNN video. Beavis and Butt-head never jumped the proverbial shark by turning nice, and even they would have said, “Awww.”

Hypothetical date of a lifetime (in a good way) Katherine Mangu-Ward will eat anything—except for these cuties.

In related news, an endangered wild rabbit of Florida, Sylvilagus palustris hefneri, was named after you-know-who.

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