Site Meter Reflections on Playboy: Here’s to beloved women who don’t look like centerfolds

March 22, 2009

Here’s to beloved women who don’t look like centerfolds

I enjoyed The House Bunny, but I’m in no particular hurry to see the latest Playboy-themed comedy, Miss March. Still, this bit of dialogue from it, printed on page 16 of the March issue, has enough wisdom and tenderness to stand on its own merits. At a party at the Playboy Mansion, a young man named Tucker receives advice from a certain well-known editor and publisher:
HEF: Here, look at this. [offers worn photo of an unattractive woman]

TUCKER: Aww, gross!

HEF: That’s Gertrude von Brauer.

TUCKER: What’s wrong with her eye?

HEF: It’s dead.

TUCKER: Aww!

HEF: Gertrude was my next-door neighbor. Our childhood friendship blossomed into romance by high school.

TUCKER: Hef! No!

HEF: Tucker, yes. Gertrude von Brauer was the love of my life.

TUCKER: But she’s, like, the worst-looking person I have ever seen.

HEF: [Annoyed] Gimme back that photograph. Gertrude died when she was 18 years old.

TUCKER: Oh, thank God.

HEF: [Glaring] Tucker, the point I’m trying to make is that when you find that special someone in your life, you have to hold on to them.... There’s a Bunny deep down inside every woman.

TUCKER: They’re just not Bunnies you’d put in your magazine.

HEF: No, they’re not. But if you can see the Bunny in those girls, then you’re onto something, my friend.

Posted by Brian Sorgatz at 3:05 PM

  • Blogger Horatio left this comment at March 22, 2009 6:06 PM  
    That's a bunch of ridiculousness and hypocrisy.
  • Blogger Brian Sorgatz left this comment at March 22, 2009 8:40 PM  
    Sexuality makes ridiculous hypocrites of us all. That’s life.
  • Blogger Horatio left this comment at March 24, 2009 2:12 PM  
    lol, true. But does Hef know that?
  • Blogger Miss. Sana left this comment at March 26, 2009 3:52 PM  
    I like your blog. I often visit it.
  • Blogger Brian Sorgatz left this comment at March 26, 2009 6:47 PM  
    Thank you.
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