Reflections on Playboy: <i>Playboy</i>’s proofreaders are busy playing with themselves

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Brian Sorgatz
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What sort of man blogs about Playboy? I flatter myself to think that Kendra Wilkinson might call this blog intellectual pimping.

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ISFP “Composer Artisan.” Culturally and economically libertarian for reasons having nothing to do with Ayn Rand. The rabbit in the avatar is not mine. I stole the image from the House Rabbit Society home page. Favorite activities: reading, writing, crosswords, Jeopardy!, moviegoing, television (and proud of it), piano, didgeridoo, foreign languages (currently Spanish), light hiking, spiritual practice, friendship, sex.

Hollywood, California, is my spiritual hometown. I actually grew up in three other communities in California, but it hardly seems to matter which three. How could my heart take root anywhere under the tyranny of American public schooling?

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The Blank Slate: The Modern Denial of Human Nature by Steven Pinker. With stylistic flair, a Harvard cognitive scientist refutes myths about human nature underlying a multitude of political beliefs—including many of those that would either favor or oppose the sexual revolution.
Trash Culture: Popular Culture and the Great Tradition by Richard Keller Simon. Professor Simon makes an impressive case for the essential similarity of “high” and “low” culture. The chapter on Playboy is thoughtful and valuable.
The Substance of Style: How the Rise of Aesthetic Value is Remaking Commerce, Culture, and Consciousness by Virginia Postrel. There is nothing inherently shallow or frivolous about spending time and money on beauty in one’s environment, possessions, or body.
God in Popular Culture by Andrew M. Greeley. A liberal Catholic priest sees quasi-Christian messages of grace abounding in the allegedly soulless realm of commercial pop culture. For all I know, Greeley is not necessarily a Playboy fan. But his interpretation of Madonna’s song “Like a Virgin”—more plausible than the interpretation in Reservoir Dogs—has influenced my impression of Playboy. (In case anyone wonders, my religious heritage is German-Hungarian Lutheran on my father’s side and Anglo-Scots-Irish secularist on my mother’s.)
We’ve Had a Hundred Years of Psychotherapy—And the World’s Getting Worse by James Hillman and Michael Ventura. I reject the left-wing gloom that inspired the title—I think the world is generally getting better—but this book is a gold mine of exciting new ideas about whatever it is we call mental health.
The Teenage Liberation Handbook: How to Quit School and Get a Real Life and Education by Grace Llewellyn. She trusts Jean-Jacques Rousseau more than she should, but she has the right idea about America’s tyrannical public schools.
The Soul of Sex: Cultivating Life as an Act of Love by Thomas Moore. With his remarkably nuanced and unprejudiced mind, Moore ponders human sexuality as an expression of soul.

December 1, 2008

Playboy’s proofreaders are busy playing with themselves

I can’t blame them for being tempted in their work environment, but I urge them to try to concentrate for the enhancement of my article reading experience.

Denis Leary has gotten me interested in watching Oprah with his article in the December Playboy, “Grande Venti Mocha Oprah Chai.” He praises Oprah Winfrey for, among other things, her power to give liars, cheats, and troublemakers their comeuppance:

[As a hypothetical guest of The Oprah Winfrey Show,] Roger Clemens would Misremember and Disunderstand and wriggle and wraggle until she caught him square in her Cocoa Gaze and then he would try to look away and quote His Heroic Stats and hold up each of his Seven Cy Young Awards and she would still be sitting there—brown glare glaring, arms folded across her aqua turtleneck chest—waiting for the truth to ember it’s way out of his gimungo, drug-thumping head.

You gotta love the Leary wordplay. As I write, Urban Dictionary has no definitions for gimungo yet. I gladly take Leary on his word that he’s using it correctly. But why did I have to hit the literary bump in the road of “it’s way” instead of “its way”? Good writing, even as innovative as Leary’s, is as technically demanding to perform as good music. Grammar, spelling, and punctuation serve aesthetic purposes as much as harmony, dynamics, and rhythm. Or so it seems to me.

The disgustingly authoritarian American school system has probably ruined the taste of millions for the nuances of beautiful writing by teaching them to read and write in an atmosphere of bureaucratic repression and anxiety. If you had never seen a school before, wouldn’t it appear engineered to make kids hate books? If American culture has unfortunate anti-intellectual tendencies, it may well be school’s fault.

At Playboy’s editorial offices, though, they’ll have to rely on willpower.

Posted by Brian Sorgatz at 2:44 PM

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