Site Meter Reflections on Playboy: The 1914 war had a Christmas truce. My 2008 war will not.

December 24, 2008

The 1914 war had a Christmas truce. My 2008 war will not.

As long as so many Americans think it’s cute, not disgusting, to post bumper stickers saying, “Hire a teenager while they still know everything,” I will fight my lonely guerrilla war for teenage liberation. The fire in my blood keeps telling me to. Grace Llewellyn wrote The Teenage Liberation Handbook, but she deserves no blame for my acts. She is a better human being than to go where I go.

Christmas Eve is a wonderfully ee-vill day to make the Humboldt County debut of one of my notorious custom T-shirts from Sacramento. This one says MY FATHER DIED BEFORE I COULD KILL HIM in big, proud letters on each side. A few months ago, when I believed I had the choice of avoiding a reputation as a psycho in my new hometown, I would have been ashamed to wear it around here. Fortunately, I’ve lost that hope. How can hope be called a virtue when hopelessness brings so much wisdom and power?

Posted by Brian Sorgatz at 2:01 PM

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