Site Meter Reflections on Playboy: Copied from a flier I’m distributing in Arcata

September 16, 2008

Copied from a flier I’m distributing in Arcata

HELP WANTED
in Performing Parental Revenge Magick

I’m a 36-year-old man, and my blood pressure keeps rising from the traumatic memories of all the “Families aren’t democracies” garbage and the “Hire a teenager while they still know everything” garbage piled on me. As long as my dead father and living mother scream at me from their outposts in my besieged mind, telling me I don’t have what it takes to be a happy adult, the distracting noise of the message is a self-fulfilling prophecy. I tried therapy and medication. They failed. While I struggle to build a new life in Humboldt County, I battle demons of my past. If I don’t do powerful magick soon, I’ll have to travel all the way to Mom’s house just to beat her to death with a baseball bat.

If you agree with me that compulsory high school and the upcreep in legal age of majority have made teenagers the new n*****s, help me be the metaphysical John Brown. Help me torment my oppressors with the sword of the Archangel Michael and the spear of the Warlord Mars. I seek help from trustworthy people with plenty of experience in the arts of magick. Having almost no such experience myself, I’ll lean heavily on your guidance through the details from start to end. Let’s discuss terms of compensation for your service through email.

Brian Sorgatz
Arcata, California
September 15, 2008

Posted by Brian Sorgatz at 5:01 PM

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