Site Meter Reflections on Playboy: Miss June 2008 is everybody’s fantasy and nobody’s fool

May 17, 2008

Miss June 2008 is everybody’s fantasy and nobody’s fool

Playmate of the Month articles are usually written by magazine staffers. But once in a great while, a foldout model with a knack for writing pens it herself. Juliette Fretté writes very well—although the phrase “dying my hair” should have been “dyeing my hair.” Am I a hopeless nerd for being distracted even for a moment from a beautiful woman by a misspelling?

Then again, maybe I’m not a nerd but a bully. Even my Lord and Savior can’t get a break from me. Jesus cracks me up with a goofy verb* in A Course in Miracles: “Your bridge is builded stronger than you think, and your foot is planted firmly on it.” He never sinned, but He got a B in English (and Aramaic, presumably).

Fretté’s essay ends thus:
Now more than ever, I can explain why a feminist would appear in Playboy: because it’s fun. It’s creative. And I feel like it. And that adds to my joy and empowers me as a human being.

What’s more, it freshens my perspective on my book. Ah, yes, my book—the climax to this entire journey!

Yeah, I had to end with a bang. I hope it was as good for you as it was for me.
But the biggest cultural watershed in a very watershed Playmate spread has to be an item in her list of turnoffs: “being a pussy.” This is not contempt for the female anatomy but a qualified appreciation of, um, cockiness as an androgynous virtue. Camille Paglia has fairly criticized the feminist movement for its grim obsession with words. But in Fretté, womankind shows itself to be the co-creator of language rather than its victim.

And praise Jesus, she’s well builded, too.

*Update, June 7, 2008, 3:42 p.m.: Yeesh! Some sources accept builded as an alternate form of built. Jack T. Chick had better not have the right idea about Jesus after all.

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Posted by Brian Sorgatz at 11:34 AM

  • Blogger Robert Paulson left this comment at May 26, 2008 10:35 AM  
    Playboy has been on a roll lately. Decent playmates and a decent PMOTY. I would have preferred Patrice Hollis, but Jayde Nicole is my #2 for 2007. I was so sure they would pick Spencer Scott as PMOTY, that I was shocked for the first time in a while by the PMOTY selection. This year, miss Jan, Mar & Jun have been winners in my eyes. Ever since 2006, the magazine seems to have been undergoing a revival regarding its playmates.
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