Site Meter Reflections on Playboy: OK, Brian, time to write about your <i>favorite</i> Playmate. Gulp!

February 29, 2008

OK, Brian, time to write about your favorite Playmate. Gulp!


The Playboy Cyber Club has posted test shots of Cynthia Gwyn Brown, the shots that made her Miss May 1995. This time around, my prose has to be really good. Uh-oh!

Cindy Brown demonstrates how well blue eyes and brown hair can go together. In images I wouldn’t dare post here for fear of Playboy Enterprises’ lawyers, the wonderfully idiosyncratic shape of her medium-sized breasts defies the balloon cliché in too many centerfolds since the mid-1990s. Variety is indeed the spice of life. (With regret, I acknowledge a kernel of truth in the criticism that Playmates look too much alike these days.) Her centerfold, with her back to the camera and her front to a full-length mirror, reminded me of the joy of stumbling on the word callipygian in the dictionary so many years before.

Men’s magazines are notorious for fibbing about the women in the pictures. But just in case some of Cindy Brown’s Playmate story is true, I copy it here:
Rhapsody in Brown

miss may makes her move from popcorn peddler to playmate


Cindy Brown is in the middle of a spirited discussion about the environment and destructive human appetites when temptation turns her pretty head. Six Hell’s Angels roar up on Rose Avenue, rattling the open windows of the café where we sit, just off the beach in Venice, California. “Oh my God,” Cindy exclaims, her eyes suddenly gleaming. “I want a Harley real bad!” What? A gas-guzzling vestige of our unenlightened past? “Oh man!” she says, immediately launching into a new story. “I was sitting at Johnny Rockets on Melrose Avenue one night, and this woman drove up solo on a Harley. That’s supposed to be a man thing. Everybody gave her respect right away. I’m constantly looking for a way to do things that women aren’t supposed to do.”

In another day and age, this extraordinary girl next door might have been an outlaw or a revolutionary. Raised on a small farm in the desert town of Boron, California, two hours north of Los Angeles, she threw a broccoli stalk into the family works when, at 15, she became a vegetarian. The folks at home had to adjust. “We raised animals—horses, sheep, goats, pigs, cows, chickens. My dad is a meat-and-potatoes kind of guy, and he was raising most of these animals for our food. I grew up accepting that, but when I got older I realized that I like feeding the animals more than I like eating them.”

Cindy is certain that her Cherokee ancestry, mostly ignored by her parents, guides her environmental consciousness. “I would love to work for the Environmental Protection Agency someday,” she says. “I’d like to straighten it out because it’s as crooked as it gets. I could help companies clean up their acts.” (Note to Al Gore: she couldn’t hurt.)

Life is always a little bumpy for a maverick, but Cindy says her mom—with whom she lives now, along with her stepfather and two stepbrothers—is her inspiration. “I can’t believe how much I’ve become like her,” she muses, smiling. “I’m a very strong and independent person because of her. She’s always telling me, ‘Sooner or later you’re going to be on your own. You’re going to have to make your own choices then, so you might as well start doing it now.’” One of those choices was to pose for Playboy. Cindy and her mom are proud of the decision, and we applaud it too. After all, what use is a natural wonder if no one can see it?
—Clint Gila
Technology is good. Nevertheless, the Playboy Cyber Club is inferior to the printed magazine. For one thing, the little paragraphs surrounding the main text of Playmate articles never get transcribed online—not even when they’re this delightful:
“I used to wear baggy clothes all the time,” says Cindy, “but I don’t anymore. I’m proud of my body. It’s fun to be sexy. It spills over into the rest of my life. When the photographer was shooting and he said, ‘Oh, yeah. That’s good,’ I was thinking, All right! I’m good! That feels very sexy.” [May 1995, p. 97]
To the best I’ve been able to research, Brown is a “lost Playmate.” The world of Playboy fandom doesn’t know where she is now or what she’s been up to since 1995. If she chooses to avoid the limelight now, I can appreciate that choice. After all, her insistence on doing as she pleases is so much of her charm.

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Posted by Brian Sorgatz at 3:53 PM

  • Blogger Robert Paulson left this comment at March 3, 2008 5:19 PM  
    Nice post. My favorite "lost" playmate is a recent one, Miss Feb 2004 Aliya Wolf. As far as I know, there isn't even video footage available of her. I read somewhere that she didn't sign the contract, or something. She is one of the few recent surgically enhanced playmates that I really like. [Also, she reminds me of a girlfriend I dated in 1991]
  • Blogger EuroYank left this comment at March 4, 2008 2:09 PM  
    Nice post. What is it all about? Are you on a psyche trip?
  • Blogger V left this comment at November 11, 2008 10:56 PM  
    Wow, I had the pleasure of taking some modeling photos of her before she made Playboy. Stunningly gorgeous even back then.
  • Blogger Brian Sorgatz left this comment at November 12, 2008 12:21 PM  
    V,
    If you’ve met her, I would love to get to know you. But as I write, you haven’t enabled public access to your Blogger profile.
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