Site Meter Reflections on Playboy: Microfinance comes to Naboo

April 29, 2007

Microfinance comes to Naboo

Ross Geller of Friends loves Princess Leia in the “gold bikini thing.” But between the two of them, I prefer Jabba’s other slave girl, who looks like Gwen Stefani (although Stefani would have danced the Rancor to death and made the shirtless, fat dungeon master cry). I also appreciate the many scantily-clad moods of Natalie Portman in Attack of the Clones. I recently endorsed a microfinance organization called ACCION International. Meanwhile, Portman has endorsed a similar one called FINCA.

Now, if only landspeeder liberals like Queen Amidala didn’t support the taxation of trade routes to outlying star systems—and the overreaching government that makes new taxes necessary—the cross-dressing catfish of the Trade Federation couldn’t have been so easily manipulated by Darth Sidious. If some sentient beings display greed, it’s more realistic to try to make greed work for as many people as possible, as libertarianism does, than to give secular sermons on the sin of avarice, as the left does.

Any chance Pink Five will pose for Playboy? Nobody needs to see her identification, all right?

Posted by Brian Sorgatz at 3:10 PM

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