Site Meter Reflections on Playboy: An open letter to the Sacramento County jury commissioner’s office

March 14, 2007

An open letter to the Sacramento County jury commissioner’s office

When you summoned me to jury duty recently, I told you by mail that I use marijuana every day for psychiatric reasons—which I have every right to do according to section 11362.5 of the California Health and Safety Code. Since I haven’t received any further communication from you despite having been scheduled to appear the day before yesterday, I thankfully assume that you see the obvious dilemma between state and federal law if I showed up for jury duty with a dropper bottle of olive oil laced with cannabis.

Hypothetically, if my medical documentation had been misplaced or disregarded, my associates in the cannabis community and I would have been superstitious in the Corleone sense. (We’d act within the law, of course, but with that attitude.) Ed Rosenthal has shown how much an intelligent, well-connected stoner can embarrass public officials.

Some might say that Rosenthal proves we need more jurors who think like me. I’m flattered, but I’m either too smart or too dumb to be selected for any jury where I would likely make a difference. Impatient with an experience so reminiscent of a government-run school, I would soon confess my belief in using jury nullification to make victimless crimes unpunishable and excessive civil judgments unwinnable. You don’t want guys like me there. I figure I’m eliminating the middleman.

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